me: arthur kirkland is trash
some other person: arthur kirkland is trash
me: meet me in the fucking pit
In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero
"it’s modern day with a twist, mermaids and other fantasy creatures are as real as humans, and are very involved in the age of social media.
person a, who’s a human, and person b, who’s a mermaid, meet at a pool party and are fascinated by each other’s beauty.
so they take a selfie.”
The many trans headcanon tags alternatively called imagine your favorite character as an angsty trans boy staring sideways in unsafe bindre